Top 5 Social Media Yo Mama Jokes
So about two or three weeks ago I was watching Juice I think and I came up with a couple of IMO really good social media yo mama jokes, since then I have been trying to think of 3 more to get my top 5 list and thanks to a bit of help from Mr David Towers I have them, so here goes:
1. Yo mama so stupid that when I told her I was on digg, she asked if I needed a shovel.
2. Yo mama so fat that when I told her I was on delicious, she asked if she could have a bite.
3. Yo mama so clumsy that when I told her I was on Stumbleupon, she said I took a stumble yesterday and grazed my knee.
4. Yo mama so dizzy that when I told her I was on Sphinn, she said I went for a drive this morning.
5. Yo mama so crazy that when I told her I was on Plime, she said I prefer oranges myself.
Posted in Social Media News By David Eaves a UK search engine optimisation specialist.
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July 13th, 2009 8 Comments
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July 13th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
6. Yo mama so stupid, when I told her I was on Reddit she asked me if that was something like digg.
July 15th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Very clever. I like the Digg one. Thanks for sharing.
July 20th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Classic. This is very funny.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
[...] Top 5 Social Media Yo Mama Jokes [...]
January 19th, 2010 at 11:17 am
That’s so funny.
December 7th, 2010 at 11:08 am
I love yo mama jokes. The top 5 were really hilarious… long time after saw good joke on Yo mama
I have added some on http://comedyfunnyjokes.com/category/yo-mama-jokes Hope you’ll like it
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http://twitter.com/comedyfunnyjoke
January 31st, 2011 at 11:44 am
thanks very good very
February 1st, 2011 at 1:10 pm
LOL, superb jokes.
Heres another for you…
“It’s true, facebook is down.
In other news today:
Productivity around the globe is up 85%”
Hehe, very true though