Top 5 Social Media Yo Mama Jokes

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So about two or three weeks ago I was watching Juice I think and I came up with a couple of IMO really good social media yo mama jokes, since then I have been trying to think of 3 more to get my top 5 list and thanks to a bit of help from Mr David Towers I have them, so here goes:

1. Yo mama so stupid that when I told her I was on digg, she asked if I needed a shovel.

2. Yo mama so fat that when I told her I was on delicious, she asked if she could have a bite.

3. Yo mama so clumsy that when I told her I was on Stumbleupon, she said I took a stumble yesterday and grazed my knee.

4. Yo mama so dizzy that when I told her I was on Sphinn, she said I went for a drive this morning.

5. Yo mama so crazy that when I told her I was on Plime, she said I prefer oranges myself.

Posted in Social Media News By David Eaves a UK search engine optimisation specialist.

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July 13th, 2009 5 Comments

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5 Responses to “Top 5 Social Media Yo Mama Jokes”


  1. HyperSpaz 5084

    6. Yo mama so stupid, when I told her I was on Reddit she asked me if that was something like digg.

  2. Jane Parker 5095

    Very clever. I like the Digg one. Thanks for sharing.

  3. Paul Stallard 5126

    Classic. This is very funny.

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  5. Guido 6826

    That’s so funny.

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